[Billet d’humour] Trump dans le piège iranien ?
Donald Trump thought Iran was a geopolitical microwave: press "Start," wait two weeks, ding... regime melted, democracy served. Twelve days later, it beeps again. And this time, the planet is overheating.
The plan seemed simple: strike hard, eliminate the supreme leader, and watch Tehran fall. Except the house of cards was made of reinforced concrete. Ali Khamenei dies? Iran doesn't back down. On the contrary, it retaliates, striking at American and Israeli interests, from the Gulf to global markets.
The result is quite different. Missiles over the Gulf, American bases scratching their heads, the Strait of Hormuz closed like a tap with a loose screw. When 20% of the world's oil sneezes, the global economy catches the flu.
In Washington, some are finally discovering a simple truth. Quick wars are like miracle regimes; they work best in publicity. While the Pentagon counts billions and the markets count barrels of oil, Iran seems to be counting the days… and laughing.
Trump wanted to trap Tehran. He's the one who's been caught in the net. Experts warn: this war is costly. The Revolutionary Guards are smiling, having been prepared for this for a long time. Trump, meanwhile, is discovering that geopolitics isn't won with a tweet.
In the Middle East, swift action is possible. But what about the consequences? They always linger.
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